Software Developer Funny Quotes. 20+ funny web developer & software programmer quotes. We need practices that make what we do more efficient, more verifiable, and easier to change.
20+ Funny Web Developer & Software Programmer Quotes
59 hilarious but true programming quotes for software developers i have collected a lot of programming quotes which are anyhow related to the life of a software developer. A pessimist says “the glass is half empty.”. (anonymous)” “if debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of.
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However, while this quote is funny, as a web developer do take a note to test all of the features that you have made. Here are a few others (although sadly i don’t know of the authors, from other sites they all seem to be anonymous…): “the fact that software engineering is not like other forms of engineering should really come as no surprise.
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February 23rd, 2011 at 5:02 am Famous, funny, and inspiring tech and it quotes warren g. The baby quote is great.
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Medicine is not like the law. The fast approach to software development. Me (as tester) to developer “tom, i noticed that when i do x, y, z in feature 3, the software crashes”.
A Programmer Says “The Glass Is Twice As Large As Necessary.”.
The first byte asks, “are you ill?”. Software development is like one thing, and one thing only: A pessimist says “the glass is half empty.”.
An Optimist Says “The Glass Is Half Full.”.
We need practices that make what we do more efficient, more verifiable, and easier to change. Good programmers write code that humans can understand.”. Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
