Funny Answering Machine Quotes

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I am home, but really trying to avoid someone i don’t like. Leave a message at the beep. Funny answering machine messages roses are red, some willows weep, please leave your message, after the beep hi, we aren't in at the moment, if you are trying to sell us something please start speaking now and hang up at the beep, everyone else start speaking at the beep and hang up when you've finished.

Say Something Quickly, I Don’t Have Time!

In 1935, willy müller invented the world’s first automatic answering machine. I'm just avoiding someone i don't like. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.

(Pause) I Am (Your Name)’S Answering Machine.

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If I Go Out, Someone May Call While Iâ M Out.

If you hate talking to me, why have you called? At the end of each, he imitates an answering machine. So i’ll get back to you when we finish brushing our teeth.

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